Swinging Etiquette

So, you've heard that swinging can be fun and you want to get some action. You've found a website or maybe seen an advertisement in the local newspaper and you want to answer it but is that all there is between you and more fun than you're wildest wet dream?

No, there is a whole lot more to being accepted in the swinging scene than just making contact, rocking up to the party, grabbing a chick and start banging away. There is a little matter of etiquette and it's something that escapes many people who want to be active in the swinging scene.

Etiquette isn't about groveling to those who run the parties or begging some of the couples there to let you join in. Etiquette is simply about being polite because polite people get accepted while those who can't be polite get rejected.

So what is the correct etiquette for swinging? Read on and all will be revealed and if you follow these points you will find that you more acceptances than rejections.

Sharing your wife

The very first thing to remember is that swinging is about sharing. It's two or more people sharing intimate times in either a private or group setting. It's not about taking, it's all about sharing. You share yourself and your partner with the other people at the party and that means that sometimes others will get to spend time with the guy or girl that you want.

If that happens then accept it and move on to someone else. Don't rush in, pushing others aside and try and take that person. Instead behave like an adult and accept the fact that there will be other occasions and other opportunities. You might also find that the person you do spend time with is more fun than the one you really wanted.

Be Polite .

A swinger's party is a gathering of mature adults for fun times. It's not the same as a night out with the boys, or a coffee break on the production line. Language and attitude that may be acceptable in those situations will not be acceptable at a party so temper your language and be courteous.

It's OK To Say No.

If you can't cope with polite rejection then perhaps you should not even think of getting into the swinging scene. There is never any compulsion in swinging and everyone has the right to say no. Some people describe it as the golden rule of swinging and if you are politely rejected then the way you handle that rejection will govern the way others in the group react to you.

Just because you really want to spend time with the hot little blonde who really knows how to give a great blowjob does not mean that she may want to spend time with you. It doesn't matter if you look Fabio, you're hung like a horse and you can last all night; if the answer to your invitation is ‘no' then accept it and move on.

What's That Terrible Smell ?

The days of bathing or showering once a week whether you needed it or not are long gone. Never turn up to any sort of intimate social gathering without spending some time in the bath or shower first. And while you're in the shower or bath make sure that you wash EVERY part of your body.

Body odour is bad enough but don't let that sexy brunette who likes to play with your ass find herself locked in an old Star Trek episode and have to look at the Klingons circling Uranus.

And guys, you may think that designer stubble looks sexy and maybe it does but if you want to get into some serious pussy worshipping then shave before you party. I know from personal experience that having an unshaven guy go down on me is like being attacked with a kitchen scourer. If you don't believe me then go down to the workshop, find a wood file and use it to vigorously rub the end of your cock.